I came across this joke and though it might be one you could share with children… Enjoy!
There are 3 balloons, Mummy balloon, Daddy balloon and Baby balloon.
Baby balloon is now 4 years old and Daddy balloon tells him that it’s time he slept in his own room.
After much arguing baby balloon agrees.
On the first night Baby balloon sleeps all night in his own bed. On the second night there is a thunder storm, and Baby balloon decides to get up and go sleep with Mummy and Daddy balloon. But when he tries to get into bed between Mummy and Daddy he finds there isn’t any space.
Baby balloon goes down to Mummy’s knot undoes it and lets a little air out thinking she won’t notice. He tries to squeeze in between Mummy and Daddy but still there isn’t enough space. He goes down to Daddy’s knot undoes it and lets a little air out thinking he won’t notice. Again he tries to squeeze in between Mummy and Daddy but still there isn’t enough space.
Finally he undoes his own knot and lets a little air out. He tries to squeeze in between Mummy and Daddy and finds there is just enough space.
In the morning when Daddy balloon wakes to find him there, he is angry. ” Son I am disappointed. Not only have you let both me and your mother down, but you have let yourself down too.”